Quirky Seeker Pillows

Face painting vs bottom painting

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Lumbar support animal

Hay Rides $10

wattle covers

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Perks

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Just even it out."

Where missing laundry socks go!

The Hollowdays.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Gone Crazy'