Quirk Seekers Pillows

"I find things go around in cycles."

Stores of Mystery

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Hatcheck: "I think there's been some mistake..."

"I'll eat anything for $1.00"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Doubledecker bus stop

Perks

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

What's Their Secret?

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Just even it out."