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"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I can't eat all that."

Where missing laundry socks go!

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Just even it out."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Gone Crazy'

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'Sculptor'

The first marsupial.

Brazilian Squirrels

"Mom!!"

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.