Quirky Perk Seeker Prints

Perks

Hay Rides $10

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I can't eat all that."

The Hollowdays.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Just even it out."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Gone Crazy'

'Sculptor'

Desert Island Water skiing.

The first marsupial.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Brazilian Squirrels

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"Mom!!"

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"