Message Decoding Enthusiast Gifts

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Barks in code.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Paw readings

Complexity Made Simple.

DIY horror.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Siggy

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"I have no idea what they do, but whatever it is, they're doing less of it."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"This is my voice mail."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Russian Missiles Incognito

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Change Rooms.