Language Decoding Enthusiast Gifts

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Do it write the first time.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."