Message Decoding Enthusiast Mugs

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

Barks in code.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Paw readings

Complexity Made Simple.

DIY horror.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Siggy

"I have no idea what they do, but whatever it is, they're doing less of it."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Russian Missiles Incognito

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

"This is my voice mail."

Change Rooms.

"This way, the humans get the message."