Reading Mail Pillows

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Just junk mail."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

In 5 Years...

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Junk Mail.

Recycling Post.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."