Melody Navigator Gifts

"Can't say I'm surprised. It's a notoriously difficult piece of music."

Theorbo

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"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Musical Bicycle.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musical Note Nail

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Bass Clef

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."