Melody Navigator Gifts

"Can't say I'm surprised. It's a notoriously difficult piece of music."

Theorbo

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"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Musical Bicycle.

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musical Note Nail

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Bass Clef

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."