Melody Mentor Gifts

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

The Music Seed

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

'Champions league'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Musical Bicycle.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Sportsman and music

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'I think he is a composer.'

Prince

Giuseppe Verdi

Piano Bar

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Musicians.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

The Conductor

'Here's something you need to hear...'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Montserrat Caballé

Trumpet

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."