Melodic Mastermind Gifts

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Music producers.

Computer operator welding machine.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka

I don't like the looks of this.

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I think he is a composer.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Giuseppe Verdi

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Prince

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.