Melody Mastermind Gifts

Karlheinz Stockhausen.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Music producers.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I think he is a composer.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Prince

Giuseppe Verdi

Bike Wash

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!