"I'm sorry, but the name 'Parker Posey' is already taken."
Stage Name Mastermind Gifts
Looking for a gift for the stage name mastermind? Our collection offers witty and inspiring items perfect for creative spirits who shine on stage or behind the scenes. Find something that sparks their imagination and shows your support for their artistic journey.
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
'With your permission sir... checkmate.'
"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."
'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!
"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
Bike Wash
"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."
The Staff Meeting.
'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'
'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'
Elevator dilemma.
'Are you gonna answer that?'
Commercial music
"So typical. Hurry up and wait."
Brainstorming!
'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'
"Welcome to Kickstarter."
'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'
"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."
David Lean
'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'
"They say you're good with forgeries?"
'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'
'Three iron.'
Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead
Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit
"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"
'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'
Stage Name Mastermind Gifts Collection
Stage Name Mastermind Mugs
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Stage Name Mastermind Pillows
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Stage Name Mastermind Prints
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