Chess Mastermind Gifts

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

The United States' economy deflating.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."

Janet Yellen

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

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