Chess Mastermind Gifts

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

The United States' economy deflating.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

The Staff Meeting.

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."

Janet Yellen

Fort