Cinematic Mastermind Gifts

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

Elevator dilemma.

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!

Commercial music

The inventions of baseball

"Welcome to Kickstarter."