Media Mastermind Gifts

Rupert Murdoch

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He's on the campaign trail right now, but perhaps you'd like to meet with his media image?"

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

I don't like the looks of this.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Digital Marketing

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Niche Marketing