Mailing Mastermind Gifts

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Digital Marketing

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.