Mailing Mastermind T-Shirts

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Digital Marketing

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."