Creative Mastermind Gifts

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

I don't like the looks of this.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."