Pr Mastermind Gifts

'If there are no other ideas, then it's agreed we blame the media.'

"...Leave the new improved and miracle breakthrough stuff to our advertising dept."

In the Political Science section of the library a man is reading a book entitled: 'What to do until the spin doctor comes.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Target your customer.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

"I think you might need to start again."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

What can I play?

'How fast can you hype?'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'This next part is important. Can you say, ‘putting people before profits' - three times fast - without laughing?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'