Media Mastermind Pillows

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He's on the campaign trail right now, but perhaps you'd like to meet with his media image?"

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Digital Marketing

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Niche Marketing

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'