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David Lean

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

The inventions of baseball

Commercial music

Brainstorming!

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'