Comedic Mastermind Gifts

'Three iron.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Candid Camera store.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Thumbing a Lift.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

X-RAY

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"I've decided to have a kid."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"I'll explain later."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."