Melody Mentor Mugs

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

The Music Seed

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Music producers.

'Champions league'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Musical Bicycle.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Michail Glinka

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Sportsman and music

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'I think he is a composer.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Piano Bar

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Prince

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Musicians.

Violinists.

The Conductor

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Trumpet

Montserrat Caballé