Melody Manager Mugs

Janitor at a Music School

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Cycling with a harp case

New music conference

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Caught in the Music

Noise Pollution

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Music producers.

Birds with Headphones

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'I think he is a composer.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Piano Bar

Prince

'Is this the blues section?'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

And on facilitation...