Melody Manager Pillows

Janitor at a Music School

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Cycling with a harp case

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

New music conference

Noise Pollution

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Caught in the Music

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Music producers.

Birds with Headphones

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'I think he is a composer.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Piano Bar

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Prince

And on facilitation...

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

Giuseppe Verdi

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'