Merriment Manager Pillows

Christmas Group Therapy.

"We've been invited to another Christmas superspreader party."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Santa does a keg stand.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Mood Swings.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

TV stage door

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Merry Christmas!

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"Oh. The store is closed?"