Merry Manager Pillows

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Off Duty.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The little engine that delegated

Everything for a buck.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Pucker up!

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Christmas Group Therapy.

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"And that's where we fired Jeff."

Vegetate.

Happy Mother's Day.

Dippy secretary.

'C.J will see you now.'

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

'With all I've learned about psychology recently, establishing who's naughty and who's nice is not as simple as it used to be.'

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'I'm way too young and inexperienced to be your boss, Simpkins. Therefore, I'm holding you fully responsible for all my mistakes.'

"Good job jumping through hoops for me. Now set them on fire."

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

"We've been invited to another Christmas superspreader party."

'Sorry dude - you haven't finished paying for last year's tree yet.'