Jolly Manager Pillows

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'Now it fits.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Santa Playing the Piano

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

Vegetate.

Happy Mother's Day.

"I've made a Christmas list of topics not to be discussed at the table."

Dippy secretary.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

"Good job jumping through hoops for me. Now set them on fire."

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

Hamburger HelperSanta Helper.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

Help Support Santa Off-Season

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

Santa Claus playing golf.

'With all your exports, the North Pole must have a really bad trade imbalance.'