Jolly Ceo Pillows

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Children line up to talk to Santa

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Santa Playing the Piano

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

Santa on television.

'My dad's bigger than your dad' (Two overweight children compare their overweight fathers)

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

'With all your exports, the North Pole must have a really bad trade imbalance.'

"Obviously, behind all the jolliness there's a lot of rage."