Jolly Trade Analyst Pillows

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Children line up to talk to Santa

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Our life is better than yours Christmas letters

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

"Let me finish my annual rant on the commercialization of Christmas before we go shopping."

"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

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"Want to trade banks with me?"

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

'With all your exports, the North Pole must have a really bad trade imbalance.'

"Obviously, behind all the jolliness there's a lot of rage."