Mirthful Mischief Manager Pillows

Happy Mother's Day.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Gesundheit!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."