Muddy Mischief Manager Pillows

'Identify yourself - are you one of mine?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Teacher's pet dog

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."