Muddy Mischief Makers Pillows

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Swimming Prankster

Photobooth Photobomb

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Gesundheit!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Wedding Wellies

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

ASBOs