Muddy Mischief Makers Gifts

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Swimming Prankster

"Gesundheit!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Photobooth Photobomb

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I think we both know who did it...."

Wedding Wellies

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"My dad ate my homework."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."