Mirthful Mischief Manager Gifts

Happy Mother's Day.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Dogs life

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"Gesundheit!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Teacher's pet dog

Death Photobombs a Holiday