Mischievous Manager Gifts

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Kitchen Kapers

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Two children play with a pedal bin

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."