Quirky Managers Gifts

'I don't recall ordering any repairs on this.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Self-Employment

'Botox.'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

Vegetate.

Dippy secretary.

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Microbe manager.

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

'20 dollars in quarters, under the table, please.'

Fun at the Office: Mr. Gelter likes to keep new employees under his desk.