Meticulous Manager Gifts

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"What would a competent person do?"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

Vegetate.

Happy Mother's Day.

'C.J will see you now.'

Dippy secretary.

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

Microbe manager.

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

'This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing.'

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

"So in conclusion we've decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. . . That'll be £439 million please."

'I'm way too young and inexperienced to be your boss, Simpkins. Therefore, I'm holding you fully responsible for all my mistakes.'

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

Caution: Big Ego Area

'I don't recall ordering any repairs on this.'

Fun at the Office: Mr. Gelter likes to keep new employees under his desk.

'Mr. Worthly will see you now...oh dear! I see it's kicked in again! ...his attention deficit disorder!'