Thoughtful Manager Gifts

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Origins of Everything

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

Artists at an Exhibition

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

Seriously Flawed Office.

'It's is the feeling of this board that you are overdoing the 'lead by example' thing.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"It's unfortunate that we have to cut back on frontline workers, but what else can we do?"

"Lately, I've begun to question your decision-making process, Markham."

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

"And that's where we fired Jeff."

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

Dippy secretary.

"We need to reduce our staff without upsetting office morale. Hire some people to study the problem."

"I'd like to pick your brain. Clearly, the one you picked isn't working."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.