Mindful Executive Gifts

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'Now that I have your attention...'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Go ahead and dissect me

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

The power of the brain

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Yogi back in 5.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"I worry that some people find me boring"