Executive Mindfulness Gifts

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Now that I have your attention...'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Thinking Gears

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The Map of the human brain

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Surfing the daily stress

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

What else is there to wish for?

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

My God, I need to fart.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

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