Whimsical Manager Gifts

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Trojan Hurdler.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Cat chess

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Help yourself

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'