Whimsical Strategist Gifts

Trojan Hurdler.

Cat chess

"There seems to be some movement behind the bowler's arm."

Hamelin Folk Tunes.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

A man rakes a tree

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fishing for Birds

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'She'll never look for me here.'