Whimsical Strategist Prints

Trojan Hurdler.

Cat chess

"There seems to be some movement behind the bowler's arm."

Hamelin Folk Tunes.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Scuba cow"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Fishing for Birds

A man rakes a tree

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'