Workplace Whimsicalist Gifts

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

A Poet

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'I call it cubicilism'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

"I think you are meant to delegate"

School

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."

'How soon can you start?'

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."