Whimsy At Work Gifts

"I was going to clean out my desk after being fired, but I said, 'What the hell!'..."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Fly fishing.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'I call it cubicilism'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Time for tea

'I try to encourage creativity.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Giant wants his shoe back.

Antique oriental carpets.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!