Whimsical Work Escapades Gifts

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cut and Run

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Reality TV

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"