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Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Cut and Run

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Reality TV

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"It's face painting Friday."

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."