Whimsical Workplace Advocate Gifts

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'I call it cubicilism'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"No, you can't borrow my pen."

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."

'I see you've finally made a name for yourself.'