Whimsical Workplace Advocate Gifts

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I call it cubicilism'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"No, you can't borrow my pen."

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."

'I see you've finally made a name for yourself.'

'How soon can you start?'